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  Jake died.

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  WTF????????? That's how you tell me????

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  Oops typo. Jake cried.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits

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• (917): View more from New York City

  He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  im in the post action - pre consequence stage.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.

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