The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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