i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i just google imaged poop.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
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He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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