Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
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So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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