Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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