i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
farters have to be the big spoon...
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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