sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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