sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
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You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
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you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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