Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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