I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.