Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
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How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
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What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
So much Jack, so little girl.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?