I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
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Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
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Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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