I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
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You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
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I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize