How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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