you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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