ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
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I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
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Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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