I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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