We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
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