We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
If its not for food we ain't going out.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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