I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
