STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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