The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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