Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
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Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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