You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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