Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
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