I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
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It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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