genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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