So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
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we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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