no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
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Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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