Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
