NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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