Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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