Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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