I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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