Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
only you would photoshop your dick
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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