Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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