Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
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Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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