help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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