Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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