so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
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She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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