the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
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You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
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It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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