He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
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THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
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He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I had to cum in my sink.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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