So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
That accounts for only three of the penises
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
you made out with another girl for some wings
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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