Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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