Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
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After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
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that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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