my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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