When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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