what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
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Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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