I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
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We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
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Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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