Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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