I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
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It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
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They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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