it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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