Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
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I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
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don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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