I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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