So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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