We named our party play list daddy issues
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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