Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
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I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
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NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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